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Sonamy part 7 Woot

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ONWARD!!! XD
*ringing*
Amy:" hello? sure,  matt. you, your wife and kennedy  and logan come on over."
Logan  james turner same age as speedy.  kennedy lina turner same age as alexa. both matt and sabrina's kids.

Amy:"  HEY SONIC!!!"
Sonic:" *pokes smoke covered head in* yeah?"
Amy:"*giggles*  a REAl cook is coming over."
Sonic:" pfft. who is this  show off?"
Amy:" matt and his family."
Sonic:"hmph, my  food far surpasses his "peanut butter and  jelly" sandwich." *leaves*
Matt:" *sings* Diiiing dong."
Amy:" come in. the men are out back."
Matt:" you think i'm stupid? lets see.... stay in  a room  with a bunch of pretty women. including my wife.  or  go outside with a bunch of burnt men?.... hmmm..."
Sabrina:"please go with the men sweety. we  need some girl time."
Matt:" fine. HEY NINCOMEPOOPS!!! TIME I TEACH YA HOW TO MAKE A REAL BURGER!!!" *leaves*
Sabrina:"so girls....whats up?"


In kid's room.......
Speedy:" finally some kid time."
Logan:" dude.  we  go to the same park and play with each other all the time."
Speedy:" your point?"
Logan:" whats the "finally" about?"
Hip:" I hate my name."
silvia:" why?"
Hip:" YO! i'm named after a body part!"
kennedy:" my name sounds like kidney. I feel ya."


*phone rings*
Sonic:" yellow? knux?"
knuckles:" SONIC! I saw it from here  at  the master emerald. t...tails  had a bad airplane reck i'm heading that way now. i'm speaking from my rock phone."
Sonic:" NO! NOT TAILS!!! I'M ON MY WAY!!!" *hangs up*
Sonic:" EVERYONE COME HERE!!!"
Scourge:" okay,okay don't yell. got it  old yeller?"
Amy:"sonic? baby whats wrong?"
Sonic:" TAILS! plane! he, accident I will  call a  babysitter. come on everyone!"
Silver:" I will stay until the babysitter gets here."
Sonic:" thanks."
*Only silver is at Sonic's house with all the kids now*

Amy:" I will  call the babysitter. *keeps calling but only one is available* hello?"
Mephilez:" *in horrible girl voice* hello?"
Amy:" *gives directions to the house* can you do it? *beep* hold on 1 sec some one is beeping in. *click* hello?"
Doom:" *in  an  even worse girl voice* I  can watch them."
Amy:"okay...*gives directions to the house* thanks. you  will be paid hansomely mrs...?"
Doom:" uh.....Dottie. call me dottie. bye." *click*
Mephilez:" well, I will be there shortly deary  bye." *click*
Amy:" WAIT! oh well  cant  hurt  to have two sitters I guess."


With Silver....
Silvia:" you  have so  much pretty quills daddy."
Silver:" *playing with kids*  aw... thanks sweety."
kennedy:" its true mr. silver."
Alexa:" yep."
Shane:" I think he looks like a  girl."
Silver:" your so much like your old man. you know shadow is my bestest buddy ever."
Shane:" sure he is.....and  the tooth fairy is REAL."
Amanda:"humph, the tooth fairy is  a scam."
Scar:" I agree with hot stuff over here."
Amber:" he looks like a sissy."
Scar:" and now i'm on her side."
*ding-dong*
Silver:"COMING! *opens* MEPHILEZ?! what on earth?!"
Mephilez:"  I quit my evil ways and decided I want to be with what I lo...love most...children *shivers* you can go now."
Silver:" iblis must have flipped a  lid if he thinks i'm leaving my daughter to be watched by you."
Mephilez:" *holds out a sour gummy worm burrito* you sure about that?"
Silver:" *snatches* nope. and I don't like burnt burgers. bye.  be good."
Mephilez:" I'm sure they will behave just fine."
Silver:" i'm talking to you." *leaves*
*ding-dong*
Mephilez:" NOW WHAT?!" *opens* who....what the heck are you?!"
Doom:" i'm  an  angry  grandpa who's about to demand rights to see my grandkids. if shadow didn't get that stupid f..."
Mephiliz:" language."
Doom:" stinking  restraining order.  you accidently drop one on a cemented floor and even though theres still 1 MOORE spare kid!!! I got  a restraining order."
Mephilez:" wheres your butt?"
Doom:" whu? oh *changes into hedgehog form* there."
Mephilez:" hey, you look just like shadow."
Doom:" well.... I AM HIS FATHER!!!"
Mephilez:"oh.  well, if you will pardon me for one moment... I'm gonna get revenge on all those infernal hedgehogs.  but I will use their children."
Doom:" not MY grandson you wont. or I will get two RESTRAINING ORDERS!!! maybe three if one dies."
Mephilez:"fine. what about the girl?"
Doom:" I don't care. feed her to  my  other children."
Mephilez:" other children?"
Doom:" *gooey monsters show up,what amy calls the "ew's"* this is them."
Mephilez:"okay..... and I thought I was the Freak."
Doom:" later." *grabs shane*
Shane:"grandfather?"
Doom:" you are coming with me. since shadow wont listen maybe you will. *shoves out door* Now, shane go find the seven chaos emeralds and bring them to me as promised and I will reveal to you your past."
Shane:"say what? I know my past."
Doom:" you dont remember being in  your  mother's womb do you?"
Shane:"ew. no. and what NORMAL kid does?"
Doom:" GOOO!!!" *disappears*
Shane:" 0_o  uh....?"

Mephilez:" okay... nasty little glob balls. KILL THEM!!!"
Globs:"???"
Mephilez:" you eat kids....no?...uh  DINNER! *rings triangle* okay... clearly you things are useless....*one starts chewing on his foot*  AH! GET OFF! *kicks* NOT ME!!! THE MINI PEOPLE OVER THERE!!!"
allison:"*whispers* i'm scared."
Hip:" I hope they don't like body part named people."
kennedy:" I HOPE NOT!!!"
Alexa:" at least that guy cant eat us."
Allan:" how do you  figure that?"
Alexa:" he don't have no mouth."
Allan:" doesn't and  he has a butt hole doesn't he?"
Speedy:" thats a disturbing thought."
Amber:" EW!"
anamaria:" ....oh... thats DISGUSTING!!!"
Logan:" does he have teeth in his butt?"
hip:" don't know. brb."
Mephilez:" *getting attacked by the blobs* YOU TRAITORS!!!"
Hip:" *looking*
Mephilez:" hey kid. what do you think you are doing?"
Hip:" checking for teeth."
Mephilez:" wrong place to check dont ya think?"
Hip:"nope. a  hole = teeth. teeth= munching. and you ain't gonna eat me."
Mephilez:" HOW?! through my rear end?!"
Hip:" THATS WHY I'M LOOKIN! NOW SHUT UP!"
Mephilez:" why you little....."
Hip:" tsk-tsk  theres kids here. watch the mouth. do you want me to put soap down your *looks down* up your behind?"
Mephilez:"no."
Hip:" then watch it."
Mephilez:" *reaches for hip's neck*
Speedy:" *gets in front of hip*  woah,WOAH! you better leave my cousin alone."
Mephilez:" you and what army?"
Allan:" *petting globs* I can answer that. The army of mini people.  mwahahahaha!!!"
Glob:"*purring*.. mwahahahahaha!"
Mephilez:" 0_o uh....

TBC..........
P 7 only for more untill part 11. XD I always hated Dr. seus's stuff.
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..............mephilise is SCREWED