Shadamy Part 4: Shadow's Thorn

In the jungle....
Amy:" my feet are killing me...."
Shadow:" you look alive to me."
Amy:" ha,ha. how about you prove how strong you are by carrying me."
Shadow:" fine." *picks up and puts on back*
Amy:" yay, no more walking. thanks shad..."
Shadow:" whoa, i'm not packing you "all" the way."
Amy:" please.... *kisses on lips* please shadow?"
Shadow:" due to the higher pressure in the atmosphere I have decided to accept your request."
Amy:" *giggles* I thought so....he he."
Shadow:" although.... it might get windy, I need more strength."
Amy:" okay you big ham. *climbs down and throws her arms around shadow's neck. french kisses* whats the forecast now?"
Shadow:" what does weather have to do with you sucking my face off?"
Amy:"  *punches his arm and hops back on his back* HIGH-HO, SHADOW!!!"
Shadow:" *rolls his eyes*  what happened to me? now I take orders from a Woman?! times have changed."
Amy:" its only cause you love me sooo much."
Shadow:" you have no idea rose...."
Fifi:" we close."
Amy and shadow:" how close?"
Fifi:" 3 moons of walking."
Shadow:" I have to pack this blob of gum for 3...*SMACK* WHAT THE?!"
Amy:"  *gets down* I am "not" fat."
Shadow:" *looks sad* rose I didn't  mean it.... please forgive me."
Amy:" ...... "*mumbles* *giggles*
Shadow:" what?"
Amy:" I said..... its getting kinda windy."
Shadow:" *smiles evilly*  sounds like you need a warm sweater. allow me." *leans body against amy and kisses her,nibbles her lower lip*
Amy:" *puts both her hands on his cheeks and french kisses him* *leans back* am I really fat?"
Shadow:" *smirks* what a way to ruin the moment rose."
Amy:" .... so I guess thats a yes..."
Shadow:" no... I like how your shaped,now, come on." *pulls hand*
Fa:" what strange people."
Fifi:" you say it fa. they have lungs size of volcano."
Fa:" you tell me."
Shadow:" yo porkchops! your slowing us down!"
Fa and Fifi:" "we" slow "you" down?!"
Shadow:" I'm glad we are on the same page. now come on! before I get the  urge for some bacon."

At night....
Amy:" ugh... *falls on knees* I cant walk for two more moons."
Shadow:" *falls on top of amy* aaaah....land."
Amy:" *pushes off* now your on land."
Shadow:" *smacks ground* not as thick."
Amy:" HEY!" *smacks*
Fa:" what you waiting for? *jogging in place* we still have two moons."
Shadow:"hmph, it will take that long just for me to stand up."
Fifi:" come now girl! we beat men to volcano."
Amy:" leg hurt!"
Shadow:" HAHAHAHA!!!"
Amy:" *tackles* Shut up! your tired too."
Shadow:" me,tired? HA! I am "the ultimate lifeform" I can handle as many moons as it takes to get to the volcano' and then some."
Amy:" *starts petting shadow*
Shadow:" *curls in ball* see you in the morning."

TBC......