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Chaos High Part 2

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Chaos High Part 2....

Music class.

Randy:" ok lets hear it altogether now."

*plays really good*

Randy:" wow,now the singers."

*sings really good*
Randy:"now both."
*sings and plays fantastic*
steven:" that was awesome."

kendall and james:" whats up randy?"

Randy:" hi dogs, you teaching here?"
james:" yes, and make sure when these guys sing they look awesome."
kendall:"does it always have to be about looks james?"
james:"no,but it is important."

Dark:" QUIT PUSHING YOU....."
Earo:"I didnt push,hi sorry im late."

james:" just as long as your "fashionably" late."
Eero:" yeah,sure I gotta look my best."
Dark:" for what occassion? all the ladies hate you."

Amy:"I dont hate him."
rouge:"me neither."
blaze:"nuh-uh."
saffron:" I do."
shade:" you hate everyone."
saffron:" *sarcasm* is it that easy to see?"
shadow:" I do."
sonic:" yeah but you hate everyone and anything too."
shadow:" *looks at amy,rouge,saffron,and carrie* not everyone faker."
kendall:"ok class your getting off  the subject."

*everyone does music*

Cooking Class....
spongebob:"oh goody! hi class im  mr. squarepants and im your cooking teacher and here are my three helpers...squidward....patrick...and brock off of pokemon."
patrick:" duh,huh,huh hi."
squidward:"hello im overjoyed to teach you how to cook."
brock:" hi everyone,shall we make delicious meals today?"

everyone except silver:"yeah,whatever."
silver:" can we make cookies?"
patrick:" yum."
saffron:" tubby's gonna eat all the cookies."
spongebob:" *gasp* excuse me miss...."
saffron:" saffron,dont call me miss,or I will make mac & cheese out of you."
spongebob:" well saffron, I will give you  1 more chance to be nice ok?"
saffron:" whatever."
mason:" I want to cook,come on!"
juliet:" I hope we make cake mmmm I love cake."
sly cooper:"*gasp* s...sorry im late sirs but I just signed in this school."
brock:" thats ok,take a seat."
sly:" thanks." *sits down*
spongebob:"ok today we learn how to make krabby patties and I also brought a grill for me and a lot of smaller ones on your desk to cook them on."

*everyone follows spongebobs instructions and trys thier best to make krabby patties*
jessica:" eep! fire!"
*patrick puts out the fire*
jess:" way to go other jessica." *snickers*
jessica:" grrr."
Eero:" yay this is easy."
*after everyone finished the teachers test the food."
brock:" I will be glad to inform everyone that your food is pretty good,however,silver you put chocolate chips on top of your bun. and it was awesome."
silver:" thanks."
brock:" and Eero putting purple icing on it...yum..saffron,and jessica you burnt yours. so you all get D's sorry."
saffron:" wait how are you still alive?"
brock:" what do you mean?"
saffron:" well,I put some poison in all of the patties I made you and the other teachers."
brock:" you p..poisoned me?"
saffron:" yeah..."
brock:" to the principals office."
saffron:" whatever."
*class dismissed*

In eggman's office...
altair:" this bites."
mark:" after lunch its time for art on some students. good luck mitch."
mitch:" thanks."
*door opens*
saffron:" heh,you got sent here too?"
sammi:" yeah in drama class I kinda tripped amy and made her land on shadow which made sonic go into a fist fight they should be here...soon."
sonic:" I swear if you touch amy again I will..."
shadow:" I told you faker,me and amy dont date anymore we are over,you can have her."
sonic:" sure,I turn my back away for 1 sec and turn back around to find you all over the girl I love..."
sammi:"hi sonic."
sonic:" hey sam."
*door opens and slams*
Dan:" I dont get it how can chuck norris send me to the principals office for hitting a  new student in front of 3 new students?"
scourge:" *rubs nose* the same way the nurse sent me for hitting her.next time dont hit me in front of fiona,mina,and mighty."
Dan:" your going to wish you was dead after the excercises I give you pretty boy."
scourge:"....hello."
saffron:"hi."
scourge:" what are you in for babe?"
saffron:"dont call me babe or you will see."
scourge:" ooo  your fiesty,I like it."
saffron:" you can like but you cant touch."
scourge:" we'll see."
sonic:"hello scourge."
scourge:"sonic?"
shadow:" other faker."
scourge:" *gritts teeth* shadooow nice to see you."
shadow:"it hurts my eyes to see you."
scourge:"because im so hot? I know."
sonic:" please, you wouldnt be hot in a volcanoe."
scourge:" really? cause I saw this pretty pink hedgehog in the hall with the cutest nose and was thinking of asking her out."
sonic:"oh no you dont,im gonna ask her out."
manic:" well dudes what if I wanna ask her out?"
sonic:"manic? why are you..."
manic:" started a food fight bro."
altair:" alright,what do you people want?"
manic:" well,I got sent to here cause made a big boo-boo in the cafeteria."
sammi:"tripped someone."
shadow and sonic and Dan and scourge:"hit someone."
saffron:"poisoned teachers."
Dark:" and im in here for giving cain a wedgie."
Cain:"and im here cause I knocked this students blocks off for giving me a wedgie."
Eggman:" well,you all get detention,and Dan and cain you have to work here untill I say you can quit...ho ho ho."
Dan and cain:" nooooooo..."
eggman:"ho ho ho."

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In art class....

mitch:"ok students here we recognize talent in art and encourage each other in our achievements. im your teacher mr. fox, man that makes me sound old."
kit:" your not old, your a piece of art yourself."
mitch:" thanks kit."
kit:" your welcome sweety."
kay:" what do you want us to do?"
carrie:"yeah."
shade:" tell us please."
mitch:" draw or paint or write whatever your heart desires."
kit:"ok."
amy:"ok."
silver:" yay."
mitch:" start..NOW!"
*everyone finishes."

mitch:"ok lets see....shadow you painted a pic of a huge...gun. silver a cookie,Earo a pic of blaze...blaze a ball of yarn,sonic amy holding out a chilli dog to you? , amy a pic of sonic and you kissing. rouge a gem,scourge a pic of amy that says haha,saffron...a pic of spongebob,brock,and patrick bowing at your feet,sammi a pic of joseph,joseph a pic of sammi,manic a pic of you holding a paddle in 1 hand and a sack of money in the other and a policeman bent over with a bloody brused spot on his butt...sonia a pic of derek,derek a pic of sonia, shade a wolf,juliet a cake,jessica you hugging chuck norris. dark you holding a paddle spanking cain,jess a pic of altair,kay a pic of you playing a guitar,kit a pic of....*blushes* m..me. carrie a pic of your bro mark. ,jet a pic of you winning a race,wave a pic of...jet winning a race? TT,fiona a pic of mighty,mighty a pic of fiona in a co co nut bra and grass skirt,mina a pic of espio,espio...yours is blank."

espio:"no im in camoflouge mode."

mitch:"oh. well you all did excellent. see you later class,and kit I will see you after school ok?"
kit:" *blushes* ok."

Last class for today...math but there will be different classes other then the ones today.

teacher:" hello class im mrs.how?( a character of mine,shes a fox age 30) and first we have three new students...skipping many grades..miles tails prower,in highschool barely knuckles the Echidna and very well grades tikal the echidna."

sonic:" knuckles,tails. *sniff* thank God its you."
tails:" who else would we be sonic?"
sonic:" dont know but im glad you two are here."
amy:" hey tails. how are you? and you too knucklehead?" *giggles*
knuckles:"im fine I  left the master emerald at a daycare,I paid the people pretty good to watch her."
tails:"im fine too amy."
amy:" and cream?"
tails:"dissapointed she is not going to attend this school but her mom vanilla is the health teacher here and cream gets to help out."
amy:" yay,I miss her. oh guys this is my older sis kit."
kit:"hi."
knuckles and tails:" hello."
sonic:"oh,guys shadow and scourge go here."
tails:" really?"
manic:"yeah,dudes they have both been to mr. robotniks office."
tails:" mr. ro....uh oh."
sonic:" manic's been to his office too."
manic:"so has sonic."
mrs. how?:" shhh. manic right?"
manic:" the 1 and only."
mrs.how?:" can you tell me what 1+1 is?"
manic:"dude! im not eyenstine."
mrs.how? its einstein and do it or you get an f and plus what does science have to do with math?"
manic:" I dont know,you tell me. uh......0!"
mrs. how?:"how?" *facepalm* how?"
manic:" well if subtract the 5 and multiply the decimal by fractions it = 0."
mrs:"how?"
manic:" I DONT KNOW!"
mrs. how?:" how?"
manic:" cause im not smart ok."
mrs how?:" how?"
manic:" grrrrr." *gets a straw and piece of paper and throws the straw on the floor and crams the whole ball of paper in mouth and spits it at the teacher."
mrs. how?:"how..?"
scourge:" SHUT UP!"
mrs. how?:" how?"
shadow:" I will tell you how..."
rouge:" shadow!"
shadow:"hmph."
*class ends*

Outside school...

rouge:"I cant believe you knocked her out."
shadow:" she asked for it."
natallie:" hey rouge! ugh..."
rouge:" where have you been?"
natallie:" te-peed the school yesterday I got suspended for today."
stewie:" (off of family guy) hello all. guess who will be attending this school from now on?"
shadow:" MARIA?!"
stewie:"no,me later noobs." *leaves*

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Dwayne:" you know what? I like you knuckles."
knuckles:" same here rock, we totally crashed that gym."
Dwayne:"no kidding."
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Cain:"I hate this school."
undertaker:"me too."
Dark:" well,well,well look if it isnt cain and his big oaf of an brother."
Cain:" what you say punk?"
dark:" laterz,your not worth my time."
shadow:" omg, hi cain,undertaker, you guys are awesome."
cain:"how awesome....?"
shadow:" *eye twitch* *grabs gun and starts shooting* DONT SAY HOW!!!"
Cain:"aaaaaah!"
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amy:" *sigh* what a day. my sis is on a date with mitch,and the other girls went home."
sonic:"im still here ames."
amy:" sonic?! whew you scared me...whats up?"
sonic:" the sky,anyway ames I..I was wondering if..if you wanted to go out with me tonight?"
amy:" s..sure."
sonic:"yayz. *picks up amy* where to?"
amy:" *giggles* how about my fav restaurant for chilli dogs...SONIC?"
sonic:" funny thats my fav food place too."
amy:" I wonder why..." *sonic smiles*
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mitch:" ah... its nice being home..with my girl."
kit:"hehe yeah,me,you alone,no baby sis or annoying classmates and for the record your my fav teacher."
mitch:" really?"
kit:"mmm hmmm."
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altair:"im glad we are finally alone."
jess:" me too al."
altair:"so ummm...wanna watch a movie at my place?"
jess:" sure."
altair:"yay."
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kay:" I really like you carrie and shade. you girls are awesome."
shade:" thanks."
carrie:" yeah."
saffron:"hi."
shade:"hi."
saffron:" I just killed 10 people and..*holds on gun while wearing rubber gloves* was wondering if you would watch this for me...so they cant take me to jail...again."
kay:"uh... I will watch it for you."
saffron:" thanks. *hands over* bye." snickers while leaving*
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knuckles:" this school isnt so bad huh tik?"
tikal:"no knuckles I love it here...amy's here,and blaze."
knuckles:"im glad your glad."
tikal:" and...your here."
knuckles:" that I am,that I am."
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sly:" hey carmelita."
carmelita:" hi cooper,whats up?"
sly:"nothing really ."
carmelita:"well I guess I will go home..."
sly:" wanna watch a movie with me?"
carmelita:"sure ringtail."
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cream:"im so excited tails,I get to see amy after school and you."
cheese:"chao chao!"
tails:" im happy aswell..that we get to see eathother,is your mom happy?"
cream:" yes! oh this is wonderful tails."
tails:"yeah..."
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manic:" you will never catch me alive coppers! hehehe." *slips on banana*
mason:" mwahahahahahaha,hey he's over here."
manic:" *throws one of the 2 sacks of money to mason* AND MY PARTNER IN CRIME IS HERE!"
mason:"oh, crud."
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silver:" yay I made me and you some cookies blaze."
blaze:" thanks silver."
Eero:"I...uh...um made you a fish caserole b..b..blaze."
blaze:" thanks Eero. I have dinner and desert."
silver:" *glares at Eero* well see you later blaze." *kisses blaze on cheek*
Earo:" uh....yeah bye." *kisses other cheek*
blaze:"uh....yay." ^^
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sonia and derek spent time together at a ball outside of town. and jet,wave,mina,mighty,scourge and espio  went home."
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juliet and jessica went camping....beside chuck noriss's house.
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and joseph and mark went to a wild party.

And thats part 2 hope you all enjoyed it......TBC.....
part 2 ^^ and theres 2 new students by a coulple friends here on DA.
not to mention a few more sonic chars and others.
Earo the hedgehof,age 17,male,likes blaze the cat. oooo I bet silv will like that. XD

Dark the hedgehog,male,age 18, likes sonic but doesnt admit it.

person who wanted me to make another part sooo bad. :iconsonicandamy121: thanks for pushing buddy. :3
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